Ten things that come to mind after a cell phone is dropped in a toilet
10. Flush it.
9. Take battery out and give it to your dog for a chew toy.
8. Put on a scuba mask and go after it
7. Makes a nice paper weight.
6. Great to use as an excuse for not getting call from your spouse.
5. Never really liked that color phone anyway.
4. New fish tank accessory.
3. Second one you dropped ... now you have a pair.
2. Grumble to yourself the clerk was right about taking out the insurance plan.
1. Becomes hood ornament on your VW bug.
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