Friday, May 31, 2013

Life observations: May 31, 2013

You can use the bi-directional turn lane for a passing lane.

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Life observations: May 30, 2013

Keeping tabs on Scripps National Spelling Bee makes me realize I have a limited vocabulary.

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Life observations: May 29, 2013

Will eating just one chocolate chip cookie a day keep the doctor away?

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Life observations: May 28, 2013

Communication is a two-way road, however, watch out for those abrupt one-way streets. (This is about families)

Friday, May 24, 2013

Life observations: May 24, 2013

Keep it simple stupid. Why is it so hard to remember that? It might have something to do with sitting on our brain.

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Life observations: May 23, 2013

Here's a way to say no to someone trying to sell you something over the phone. Just say: "I don't want to talk any more. You have a nice day." It may be better to say the sentences in opposite order.

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Life observations: May 22, 2013

Putting up a fence around your backyard is a great way to find out how foolish your neighbors can be.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Life observations: May 21, 2013

A coffee spill on a shirt. A rip in pantie hoses. Getting cut off in traffic driving to work. A grumpy boss who never gives you a compliment. All those are so insignificant when there is death and destruction elsewhere in the world.

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Life observations: May 19, 2013

Talking to a someone you will only have contact with once, and for a short period of time, can prove to be a treasure chest. You might just run into somebody more remarkable than a celebrity.

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Life observations: May 18, 2013

Put a smile on the face of the cashier by doing a random act of kindness or humor. You may learn the cool stories of customers past who have made them laugh.

Friday, May 17, 2013

Life observations: May 17, 2013

I'm always amused when people act bonkers when a lottery jackpot grows to several hundred million dollars. That's a lot of money to blow in a short time.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Life observations: May 16, 2013

It pays off standing in the checkout line behind a person with a big order. It's better than going to the checkout lane where the cashier is too busy acting busy.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Life observations: May 16, 2013

Some times a chocolate chip cookie (or two or three) can help get you back to sleep in the middle of the night.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Life observations: May 14, 2013

Reminder to those headed to the store. It is a good idea to check the equipment and see exactly what the part is that you need.

Monday, May 13, 2013

Life observations: May 13, 2013

Is less more stuff going to make us want more?

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Life observations: May 11, 2013

Another reason cats have nine lives: Trying to get attention while you work leads a cat to drastic measures, such as preparing to knock a box to the floor.

Friday, May 10, 2013

Life observations: May 10, 2013

Is a cat getting revenge if he has the look of bringing his play ball to you to throw but instead he has not and enjoys watching you search for it?

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Life observations: May 9, 2013

Remember to get up from your chair a few times at work. You butt cheeks will thank you for not smashing them for eight straight horus.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Life observation: May 8, 2013

I think it is better to pick up a penny on the street rather than one on the floor of a men's bathroom.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Life observations: May 7, 2013

How long does it take ants to build their colony? That's an awful lot of dirt being brought to the surface.

Monday, May 6, 2013

Life observations: May 6, 2013

If a dandelion is such a bad thing for your lawn, why does the weed have such a nice yellow flower?

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Life observations: May 2, 2013

Why do you need a personal trainer if you have a cat.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Life observations: May 1, 2013

It's not a bad thing to wonder what is going on. But don't forget to take care of business.