Saturday, August 31, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 31, 2013

Life isn't a fantasy, but it sure makes for an ass-kicking amusement park ride.

Life observations: Aug. 30, 2013

When they ask you why you have been called into their meeting, smile, laugh and say to brighten their day.

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 29, 2013

A speech is memorable when it is spoken from deep in the heart of a passionate person.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 28, 2013

Some times you wonder if it's worth it to make a suggestion.

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 27, 2013

What's better: Running around like a chicken with its head chopped off, or having your head stuck up your ass?

Monday, August 26, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 26, 2013

When in doubt, panic. Rather than face the task at hand, you draw attention from your loving co-workers.

Sunday, August 25, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 25, 2013

Watch out for the couch on the weekends. It can suck all the desire to do projects around the house.

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 22, 2013

Should they put the sign "Library" on the men's bathroom door?

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 21, 2013

While it might be the original intent of the project, we have decided to turn it into something that is easy to do and boring.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 20, 2013

Complain loudly, shame on you. Complain loudly again, shame on me. Complain loudly a third time, you've got some nerve. Complain loudly a fourth time, shut up and do your job. You're wasting your time and our patience.

Monday, August 19, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 20, 2013

Monday morning quarterbacking about the bosses is better if done outside of earshot of the bosses.

Sunday, August 18, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 18, 2013

Nobody wins when it comes to mind games.

Saturday, August 17, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 17, 2013

The day after is just the next day.

Friday, August 16, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 16, 2013

Share your birthday with the world. What a warm hug you receive.

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 15, 2013

If you click your heals three times and repeat there is no place like home, you can find your way back to your happy place.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 14, 2013

Lines of communication can be as thin as the silk spun by a spider. Never give up hope.

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 13, 2013

Wouldn't it be nice if we had upgrades like computers?

Monday, August 12, 2013

Like observations: Aug. 12, 2013

Take a deep breath, count to 1 million. Take another breath, count to 1 million.

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 11, 2013

It is worth it to make a full of yourself when you have people sharing in it.

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 10, 2013

Remember when you stayed out until 2 or 3 in the morning? Doing that as a middle-age person shows you one thing -- Sewing your oats came with less aches and pains.

Life observations: Aug. 9, 2013

Trips down memory lane smooth the rough spots and shine a light on the great times had.

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 8, 2013

The pain is unbearable. You were taken away so quickly. But your suffering was too much. It is better that you were taken away. There is no more pain. We miss you but the memories will keep you alive until we meet again.

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 7, 2013

Be very wary of a person who tells you all is okay but is hiding a hatchet behind his/her back.

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 6, 2013

Don't let the cat get the best of you. It will shave years off your life.

Monday, August 5, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 5, 2013

After a person whining says the same thing for the third time to the third person they have talked to about the problem, the whiner should be zapped off the face of the planet.

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 4, 2013

Earplugs were made to keep out loud noise. We forget they allow us to hear ourselves breath.

Saturday, August 3, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 3, 2013

A movie/TV character is only a shell being borrowed by an actor. The actor has a life of his/her own. There is a BIG difference.

Life observations: Aug. 2, 2013

A very busy day can interrupt making a life observation.

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Life observations: Aug. 1, 2013

Drag your feet and the world leaves you behind.