What to do with the baseball season officially over:
10. Dust off all your bobble head players.
9. Sort through replica jerseys to see if any need to go to rag pile.
8. Start singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" until Spring Training.
7. Reprogram the alarm clock removing the organ music for "Charge."
6. Return to the diet where hot dogs are not daily food.
5. Check into the cost of the 64-inch flat screen for next year. Great for Super Bowl, too.
4. Have all baseball hats dry cleaned ... and refitted
3. Replace artificial playing surface in the living room with basketball court for college hoops season.
2. Have beer truck stop making home deliveries.
1. You hear the fat lady singing.
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