Monday, August 30, 2010

Do you wanna dance?

The lineup of celebrities appearing on ABC Network's "Dancing with the Stars" was announced Monday.

Here is a bold prediction. Florence Henderson (Carol Brady on the Brady Bunch) will top former NFL quarterback Kurt Warner in the finals.

Actor David Hasselhoff will be eliminated when KIT his car in "Knight Rider" runs over the judges.

Sorry to disappoint and not go with actress Jennifer Grey as the winner. "Baby" will be left in the corner because her "Dirty Dancing" moves will be ruled to exotic.

As for "The Hills"star (Audrina Patridge) and Jersey Shore cast member (Mike "The Siutation" Sorrentino), they are toast.

Bristol Palin will opt out of the competition when she becomes engaged for a third time to Levi Johnston.

Yes, I am hurt they did not ask this chair dancer to take center stage.

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