Ten reasons why your son hasn't contacted you since starting college:
I have a paper due every other day.
Still getting the hang of doing laundry in a co-ed dorm.
University servers are crashing because of all the music downloads.
Working really hard not to be homesick.
I forgot to tell you I have a girlfriend.
Ballroom dancing class involves a lot of video study.
We never had parties like this in high school.
Intramural croquet team plays the 9 p.m. game every night.
Trying to hack into the university's computer system takes a lot of time.
Streaking the quad takes a lot out of you.
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