Dad speak

Do you ever listen to what I am telling you? Clean the ear wax out of your ears.

Dad speak

Sometimes I wonder if you and I are from the same planet.

Dad speak

Do you think we have a money tree in the back yard?

Dad speak

Being a parent is like being a police officer. I have to make sure you are not breaking the law.

Dad speak

Don't think you are the only with problems. It's like this everywhere.

Dad speak ...

Because I said so.